1. A buzzer that will make you laugh with every push.
   

2. For the Master Crapsman.

3. OH I love a good pun!

4. You really want to know what your friends think of you?

5. You know exactly who you want to see in this.

6. I’m thinking if I can get Caleb to wear this, I might enjoy working out more.

7. Sorry friends, you are all getting one. The perfect ornament for 2020.
A couple other options:

8. For your sweetheart

9. Let’s make bingo a little more interesting.

10. I mean this is pure art.

11. Again with the puns.

12. Is she expecting a ring this year? Maybe this can break the ice.

13. They will think it’s a joke but then they will secretly be so excited that they own one.

14. It’s good to be educated.

15. Oh the photos you could put I this. 

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